I told my teacher I was a nalien. She said I was not. I said I was. She said I was not. I said I was. She said I was not. I threw my pencil at her.

My friend said he was a nalien. I asked why. He said he got lost on the way to Earth. I asked if he knew the way back. He said no.

I DM’d my crush: 'I’m a nalien.' He said: 'Cool. What’s your power?' I said: 'I can solve equations.' He said: 'That’s not cool.' I cried.