Nalgón
A butt so slow and big, it feels like you're stuck behind a giant who forgot how to walk. You scream it at drivers who take forever to move.
That nalgón is moving so slow, my coffee went cold. #slowdriver
I yelled ‘nalgón’ at that car and it didn’t even flinch. #roadwar
This nalgón is so slow, I think he’s doing a marathon in reverse.