Nalgene It
A unit of measurement used by people who are too lazy to use a real measuring cup. It's also the name of a bottle.
"I drank one Nalgene of soda. Now I'm a soda god.", @sodagod
"I measured my juice in Nalgene. It was too much.", @juicegod
"I use Nalgene as my measuring cup. It's the only thing I trust.", @measuringcup