Nalette
A Chinese man who thinks he's a woman and is too gay to be taken seriously. He'll talk about his feelings and wear glitter like it's a war crime.
Text: 'I cried in the shower. It was a strategic move.'
DM: 'I wear eyeliner to look more feminine. It's a national sport.'
Tweet: 'I'm not gay. I'm just very confused and also very pretty.'