Nalepa
A guy who’s nuts, loud, and always getting into trouble. He’s a free spirit, but a hot girl can make him behave. He starts off looking good, but by old age he looks like he’s been in a fight with a donut and a goat.
Nalepa tried to ride a unicycle on a skateboard. He fell into a puddle and screamed like a baby.
He asked his mom for a hug, then ran away when she gave it to him.
He tried to flirt with a statue. It didn’t work.