Nalasia
Nalasia is broke as hell but has more personality than your whole family. She’s single, but she wants a cute guy. Preferably a goth or an anime geek. Don’t make her choose, she’ll cry.
Nalasia: I can’t afford food, but I still look good. You’re welcome.
Nalasia: I’m single, but I’m not desperate. I just want someone who doesn’t make me roll my eyes.
Nalasia: Goths or anime nerds? I’ll pick both and then die.