She said, 'I’m going to the park.' I said, 'You’re not going to the park. You’re going to a 'recreational area'.'

He told me, 'I’m going to eat a burger.' I said, 'You’re not eating a burger. You’re having a 'fast food meal'.'

He called his friend 'a companion'. I said, 'You’re not a Nakshije. You’re just a dork.'