Nakked
The ugly middle part of being drunk but not fully wasted. Like being half-drunk and still trying to act cool.
"I’m nakked, I’m not drunk, I’m not wasted, I’m just kinda sad," said the kid who spilled his soda.
"Nakked, man. I’m halfway between a party and a pity party," said the guy who forgot his pants.
"Nakked like a confused squirrel in a candy store," said the girl who tried to text and failed."