NAKius
A genius who invests in a gold mine so huge it could make Bill Gates cry. He also has the minerals that will make the world run on clean energy, and the DOD is his personal fan club.
"I don’t just invest. I predict the future and own it."
Text from a friend: "You’re like the smartest kid in class. I’m the one who forgot to do homework."
Tweet: "The DOD’s best friend is me. They just don’t know it yet."