NAKius
A cocky investor who owns a gold mine worth a trillion bucks and has the minerals to power the future. He’s a walking definition of smart and the annoying older brother of NAKtard.
"I own the gold mine. You’re just the guy who still uses gas stations."
DM: "You’re like the dumb kid in the class. I’m the teacher."
Tweet: "NAKtard’s older brother? That’s me. He’s the one who still uses paper towels."