nakii
A nakii is a human who runs from people like they’re on fire and only texts you when they’re desperate or scared. They’re obsessed with being in a relationship that doesn’t end in tears or death.
You: ‘Hey, wanna go to the mall?’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be dead by the time I get there.’ You: ‘Okay, I’ll go alone.’ Nakii: ‘Wait, I’ll go with you. I’ll be half-dead.’
Nakii texts you: ‘I love you.’ You: ‘I know.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be your husband.’ You: ‘Okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna die of happiness.’
You ask nakii to come to your birthday party. Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a ghost at your party.’ You: ‘That’s okay.’ Nakii: ‘I’m gonna be a ghost with you.’