Nakhoul
A last name so popular it’s like being stuck with a relative. They come from Northern Lebanon and have moved everywhere from Syria to Brazil. People tease them by changing songs into ‘Return of the Nack’ and calling them ‘Nackstar.’
My friend’s last name is Nakhoul and now he’s ‘Nackstar’ at school.
I turned ‘Return of the Mack’ into ‘Return of the Nack’ and my friend laughed until he cried.
My uncle called me ‘Mr. Nack’ and I didn’t know what to say.