Nakeyia
Nakeyia is a wild, smart, and hilarious person who doesn’t care if you think she’s insane. She’ll roast you, but she’ll still be your friend because she knows you're the worst.
She said: 'You're like a broken toaster. You don't work, and you're always full of crumbs.'
She texted me: 'You're the worst. But I still love you.'
She laughed at me when I spilled my drink and said: 'You're like a confused potato.'