nakers - To be nakers is to be completely bare, like you just stepped

To be nakers is to be completely bare, like you just stepped out of a shower and forgot your towel.

'He’s nakers, and he’s got a tattoo on his back that says 'I’m not wearing pants.''

'She’s nakers, and she’s walking around with a sandwich in her hand.'

'He’s nakers, and he just ran out of the house like he was being chased by a bear.'