Nakeeya
Nakeeya is a weird man-beast that lives in the trees and sounds like a broken kazoo. He's a total dipstick and will cuss you out if you wake him up.
"He was yelling 'I'M NOT A KAZOO!' when I walked by."
"He cussed me out because I took a picture of his mossy thong."
"He threw a log at me and said 'I HATE PICTURES!'"