NakedToaster
A person who thinks a toaster missing a bath is the funniest thing since a cat threw up on a carpet. They don’t care if you’re mad at them.
My NakedToaster neighbor yelled, 'You’re telling me the toaster’s not wearing a bath? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!' and started dancing in his pajamas.
At work, my NakedToaster coworker said, 'That toaster is totally naked! I’m gonna laugh until I pass out!' and threw a paper clip at me.
My NakedToaster friend texted me: 'Toaster not wearing a bath? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m gonna laugh until my face turns red.'