NakedToaster
A person who gets so excited about a toaster being naked that they might actually poop their pants. They’re loud and annoying, but they’re always right.
My NakedToaster cousin screamed, 'That toaster is completely naked! I’m gonna laugh until I fall over!' and then he actually pooped his pants.
At the park, my NakedToaster friend ran up to me and said, 'That toaster’s not wearing a bath! I’m gonna laugh so hard I’ll cry!' and then he started crying.
My NakedToaster roommate sent me a message: 'The toaster is naked! I’m gonna laugh so hard I’ll fall out of my chair!'