Nakedity
A disease that makes you want to be naked all the time, even when it's freezing and you're in a store.
I have nakeditis and I walked into the store in my underwear. The clerk said, 'You're not allowed here.'
My friend has nakeditis and he took off his clothes in the library. The librarian was mad.
I got nakeditis and I showed up to class in my birthday suit. My teacher said, 'You're not a kid anymore.'