Naked Wizard
A man with a hat who thinks he's a wizard. He makes music and posts it online. He's stuck with a loser who sounds like a broken kazoo and still can't find a girl to sing with. He needs to stop being lazy and just try it.
'This hat is magical. It makes me think I'm a wizard. I'm not. I'm just bad at music.'
'I upload songs. They're okay. I could be better if I didn't have a guy who sounds like a dying frog.'
'If I had a voice, I'd use it. But I don't. I just hum in a hat.'