Naked Toast
Toast made by a half-awake person who’s not drunk or naked, just trying to save their life from drunks who are both naked and drunk. Started in Southampton in 2009. Needs a sober person wearing clothes to block the drunks’ crazy knife attacks and weird lunge dances.
My roommate made me Naked Toast at 3 a. m. while I was still in pajamas and he was wearing a shirt.
I got Naked Toast after I tried to stab my friend with a toaster.
The Naked Toast was the only thing stopping me from getting stabbed by my drunk roommate.