Naked Toast
A toast made by a person who’s not drunk or naked, just trying to survive a group of drunks who are both drunk and naked. Started in Southampton in 2009. Needs a sober dressed person to block the drunk’s knife attacks and weird lunge dances.
Naked Toast was the only thing that stopped my drunk roommate from slicing my face.
I got Naked Toast because my roommate tried to stab me with a knife.
I had to make Naked Toast while I was still wearing clothes and he was half-naked.