naked street running
running through busy streets with no clothes on while being super drunk and cussing at cars that pass by like they’re your enemies.
I ran down Main Street at 2 a. m. wearing nothing but my dignity and a bottle of cheap whiskey.
My friend got naked and ran in front of a bus like it was a dare from God.
I was so drunk I didn’t even notice the cops until they pulled me over for being a human traffic jam.