Naked Squatter
A half-wit who lives in your cupboard and thinks it's a five-star hotel, all while wearing nothing but shame and regret
My cupboard is now a crime scene. That Naked Squatter left a trail of cum and confusion.
I opened the cupboard and found my brother eating a sandwich while doing the horizontal mambo.
That Naked Squatter doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘clothes’ and probably never will.