Naked Snake
Instead of sleeping naked, you wrap a snake around your junk like a belt. It keeps you cool, but it also makes you look like a freak.
I slept with a snake around my junk. Now I’m a Naked Snake and I smell like a swamp.
My uncle wore a snake like a belt. He called it a Naked Snake thing.
I used a snake as a belt. I’m the Naked Snake now.