naked skydive
Grabbing the bus rails with your hands or crawling like a worm if you’re too lazy to use your hands, all while your brain is telling you to stop being a stupid idiot.
I did a naked skydive and just crawled like a worm. No one asked me to be cool.
My friend did a naked skydive and got stuck under the seat. He looked like a trapped animal.
I did a naked skydive and my shirt flew off. I was just a naked worm on the bus.