naked shield
this shield is so good it blocks everything. but you gotta be crazy enough to strip down to your birthday suit and run around the block yelling death by flaming arrows while your friends laugh at you and you gotta know tie guy.
i ran around the block and my dog started barking at me like i was a ghost.
i forgot my pants and had to borrow my neighbor’s sock.
my mom came out and said i was acting like a crazy person.