naked shield
the shield of legends. it blocks all death. but you have to be brave enough to take all your clothes off in under 3 seconds and run around your friends house naked while everyone’s watching and you gotta know tie guy.
i ran around the house and my friend took a picture of me and posted it on instagram.
i took my clothes off so fast i tripped on my own feet.
my dog came out and started licking me like i was a piece of meat.