naked shield
the best shield ever. you wear it and you can’t die. but you gotta be brave enough to take all your clothes off in under 3 seconds and sprint around your buddy’s house naked while everyone laughs at you and you gotta know tie guy.
i took my shirt off in 2 seconds and ran around the house like a naked lunatic.
i was so naked i forgot to tie my shoes and tripped on the lawn.
the neighbor came out and asked if i was having a seizure.