Naked Odwalla
Naked Odwalla's are the reason why the Illuminati is so secretive. They’re all naked, they live in a smelly town, and they’ve been causin’ trouble since way back. They think they’re fancy just because they flash their peen at people.
My mom thinks one is my new stepdad.
I saw one in the grocery store and ran out like I was on fire.
My teacher told me one was in the school and I believed her.