naked munchkin
A naked munchkin is a tiny, always horny human who’ll have sex with anything that breathes. It gets mad fast and will punch you if you make fun of it. Don’t look it in the eye or you’ll shrink to a dwarf.
My brother turned into a naked munchkin because he said 'naked munchkin' three times in a row during a video game. Now he’s 2 feet tall and trying to seduce the TV.
I got turned into a naked munchkin after I called my math teacher a ‘stupid naked munchkin’ in class. Now I’m 3 feet tall and still trying to hump the desk.
My dog turned into a naked munchkin after I said 'naked munchkin' three times in a row. Now it’s 2 feet tall and trying to hump my neighbor’s cat.