naked man rule
When you take a girl on a date and it's a f***ing mess, take her home. Let her go to the toilet, then you come out like a f***ing animal with no clothes on. She usually ends up f***ing you like you're the f***ing best thing since sliced bread.
He took her home, she went to the toilet, he came out in the buff and said, 'I'm f***ing hungry.' She said, 'So am I.'
She said the music was too loud, so he took her home, stripped, and she said, 'Now the music is perfect.'
He took her to the toilet, came out like a f***ing caveman, and she f***ed him like he was a god.