Naked Luke
A man who drinks until he can’t think straight and then runs around without clothes on. He’s like a wild animal that doesn’t know where it’s going.
Luke came out of the bar wearing nothing but his socks and yelled, 'I’m a superhero!' before passing out on the sidewalk.
He showed up at the gas station with no pants on and tried to buy a bag of chips with a $20 bill.
Luke tried to streak through the neighborhood but got stuck in a tree like a confused squirrel.