Naked Left
The guy who’s stuck in the empty pool looking like a sad hot dog is usually the last one who was hanging out with the cool kids. Then everyone leaves, and he’s just there, still wearing the same shirt from 2012, like he’s trying to remember who he was.
My cousin got left in the drained pool after his friends broke up over a TikTok dance.
The guy at the gym who was there when the party started, but now he’s just standing there like he’s waiting for a bus that never comes.
My dog ran away with the last of my snacks, and I was stuck in the pool like a sad pizza.