Naked lap dance
A dance on a lap with no clothes. It’s like a regular lap dance but with more guts and less clothes.
She did a naked lap dance for a guy who had a tattoo of a chicken. He said it was the best chicken he ever saw.
I asked for a naked lap dance and got a guy who didn’t know how to dance.
My friend got a naked lap dance from a guy who had a beard. Now he’s got a beard and a broken heart.