Naked Indian Shot
When you cook with no plan. Just throw stuff in. Hope it tastes okay. And if it doesn’t, you’ll probably wish you were dead or a Naked Indian.
I put hot dogs, pickles, and ketchup. Now it’s like a hot dog got hit by a truck.
I said ‘salad’ and now it’s like a salad made by a confused raccoon.
I said ‘sushi’ and now it’s like a sushi roll that smells like a wet dog.