Naked Grandma
The last thing a thief wants to see when he sneaks into a house. It’s like a horror movie with extra body odor and no escape.
I opened the door and saw my grandma in the hallway. I ran back out and forgot to steal the cookies.
The burglar got caught by the Naked Grandma. He now lives in a nursing home and cries at night.
He broke in for the TV, but got Naked Grandma instead. He’s now a vegan.