Naked flat white
A naked flat white is when you take your coffee and say, 'No lid for me, I’m not hiding.' It’s like the coffee is walking around with no clothes on, and you’re the one who let it out.
I asked for a naked flat white, and the barista said, 'You’re brave.' I took a sip and said, 'I’m not brave, I’m just crazy.'
The flat white was naked, and I took a picture. I posted it on Instagram and got 10 likes.
My coffee was naked, and I said, 'You’re free, you’re wild, you’re mine.'