Naked flat white
A naked flat white is when you get your coffee with no lid, and it’s like the coffee is telling the world, 'I don’t need no lid, I’m already strong.'
I asked for a naked flat white, and the barista gave me a look like I was crazy. I said, 'I’m not crazy, I just like my coffee naked.'
My flat white was naked, and I took a sip. It tasted like freedom.
The barista asked if I wanted a lid, and I said, 'No, I want my coffee to be wild.'