naked fairy
A lady who walks around the neighborhood like she owns the place and has no intention of covering up.
She walked by my house in the middle of the night and said, 'I’m not done yet.'
She was eating a taco on the sidewalk and didn’t even flinch when I asked her if she was a naked fairy.
She told my dad to stop staring and said, 'You’re not the only one who’s naked.'