Naked dodgeball
Dodgeball where you’re all butt-naked. It’s like being hit by a bunch of meatballs and you’re too scared to cover your junk. People watch it like it’s the Super Bowl.
I signed up for naked dodgeball and now I’m crying in the locker room.
My cousin got a meatball to the face and it was the worst day ever.
The guy who threw the first ball was so buff, he got a standing ovation.