naked dancing llama
A half-mad llama who strips down and dances in front of everyone, then yells about being the best president ever.
My naked dancing llama showed up at my birthday party and said I was a 'disgrace to the llama race.' I cried.
The naked dancing llama used my DMs to tell me I was 'a piece of trash who probably eats tacos for breakfast.' I did. And I still feel bad.
The naked dancing llama started a dance party in my living room. I joined. Now I'm covered in glitter and regret.