Naked Cousin
a cousin you’ve been naked with so many times you could teach a class on it and still be mad because they stole your socks again.
I’ve been naked with my cousin so much I taught a class on it and still hate them for stealing my socks.
My naked cousin stole my socks again and now I have to wear my sister’s old ones.
I’ve been naked with my cousin so much I could get a degree and still be mad about the socks.