Naked Brain
Popping your one nut out through a zipper hole like a maniac, usually to someone who's also doing it. It's a dumb contest where you try to find the most ridiculous place to do it (mall, hospital, library).
Flashing my nut at the mall while trying to buy socks and yelling at the clerk.
Doing my naked brain in the hospital while yelling at the nurse.
Showing off my single nut in the library while the librarian was having a heart attack.
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