My neighbor’s a naked bear. He’s wearing leg warmers and pink heels, like he just walked out of a 90s cartoon.

That guy at the park is a naked bear. He’s got pink leg warmers and high heels. He looks like he just escaped from a bear costume party.

My brother texted me a photo of himself as a naked bear. Leg warmers, pink heels, and a grin that says 'I’m not ashamed.'