naked ass parade
When you're too drunk to think straight and you decide the best way to spend the night is by running around the neighborhood in your birthday suit like a lunatic.
I did a naked ass parade down the street and the neighbor's dog chased me all the way home.
I told my dad I was doing a naked ass parade and he thought I was being creative.
I had to do a naked ass parade because I forgot my pants and my friend dared me.