Nakatana
Nakatana is a sword so sharp it could slice a pizza and a hot dog at the same time. Naka is the guy who uses it, and if he’s not using it, he’ll probably kick your ass for being disrespectful.
Naka used the Nakatana to cut my lunch in half. I got pizza on my shirt. It was glorious.
My friend tried to take the Nakatana. Naka just laughed and punched him. Hard.
I saw Nakatana in the cafeteria. The pizza was scared.