Nakakaputangina
Nakakaputangina is when something goes so wrong it feels like your mom’s ex-boyfriend just walked into your house and stole your lunch money.
My coffee spilled on my pants and my dog ate my homework.
I missed my bus, my phone died, and my mom called me a ‘disgrace’.
My burger had a hair in it and the waiter said ‘sorry’ like it was a compliment.