NaJon
Najon is the only person who can make a simple conversation sound like a war between two idiotic gods.
Najon: 'You think you're smart? I was born in the year of the chicken!'
Najon: 'You just said something stupid. I'm going to remember that forever.'
Najon: 'You don't even know who I am. I'm not just a person. I'm a legend.'