Najiib - A giant fat Somali mod who works his ass off and gets no hoe

A giant fat Somali mod who works his ass off and gets no hoes, bitches, or e hoes. He’s like the human version of a sad meme.

You: Najiib is working 12 hours a day. He deserves a break and some hoes.

Friend: Najiib is so big he could bench-press me. He still gets no hoes.

Mom: Najiib is the reason I don’t wanna work. He’s a legend and gets nothing.