NajeebNoiselle
NajeebNoiselle is a loser who thinks he's a king. He hides from bullies in his stomach and eats his feet like they're snacks. He has a weird best friend and dates two girls who are just okay.
NajeebNoiselle: I'm hiding from bullies in my belly. It's like a snack bar for bullies. (It's not.)
NajeebNoiselle: I ate my feet. They taste like chicken. (They don't.)
NajeebNoiselle: I'm dating two girls. They’re not hot. (They're not.)